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The Chop Shop

No Lilly-Livered Quitters!
Evil grinning zombie mechanic waving a circular saw in your face at the ShocktoberFest Chop Shop Haunt

For all your chopping needs.

Howdy y'all. Billy-Bob here. You lookin' for a real nice vehicle? Well here at The Chop Shop we got trucks for your bucks. You need a trailer? A pick up? How about our speciality, a good old cut & shut? We got all the best old wrecks ready for you right here. And if we ain't got what you're lookin' for, well, perhaps my brother Billy-Joe and Billy-Ray can help you out with their special... renovations. You better be careful now, those two boys are real handy with a reconstruction, I'll be darned if you've never seen no one handle a chainsaw like Billy-Joe.

And if Billy-Ray asks you to lean down and look into the trunk, I'd run. Remember folks, once you go scrap you don't never go back. Ever.

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